solidworks jokes

[design-engine]

I got lots of laughs at the PTCUSER conference this year on Solidworks jokes. Not rude ... just in good fun. Thought I would share them here...

1. I love solidworks, I prefer powerpoint. < thats my favorite because you can just whip it out and try not to laugh.


2. instead of calling it solidworks ..... say saladworks. < Howard

3. I like soldiworks. As a consultant we get paid by the hour. And we can end up charging more for a project in the end because it takes longer to model in solidworks.


Edited by: design-engine

 

[prohammy]

Design,


How about this one......


How many Solidworks Engineers does it take to design a light bulb?


For such a mammouth task, probably all of them....

 

[Dell_Boy]

How about this one

When people say "Solidworks is easy to learn"
I say "It is easy to learn the first seven letters of the alphabet"
And for SolidEdge make that the first four letters.



DB

 

[design-engine]

Ok.. I just got a new one.

Solidworks is like your little sister. She's easy.

I can't stop laughing..... tears... my stomach hurts.


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[magneplanar]

if solidworks is your little sister what are the rest of the software? and how come you think she is easy?

possible relatives?:

solid edge- the neglected sister that just can't seem to get a break?
catia- the rich uncle with the nice car that only hangs around a few places?
pro-e- the dad that still wears the plaid stretch knit clothes, but is sure he is cool?
UG- the brother that always comes in second?
OSD- the hippie sister without a care in the world?
inventor- that neighbor that always is making something in the garage, but never quite finishing it?
maya- that flirty neighbor always showing off
3dmax- the hot shot cousin that gets all the best jobs

hyperbole of course...